Duck Sauce from East Side Eggroll and Ted’s Budz
Duck Sauce from EastSide Eggroll and Ted’s Budz via
Catalyst Downtown Long Beach on 7/21/2022. THC test
out to 35%. Normally goes for $69 out the door at Catalyst.
This batch of Duck Sauce had just hit the market, and my
buddy @inspector_of_all was looking to get his hands on a
bag, but it was selling out left and right at every store it land
. Not being one to miss a hype train, I saw a fresh drop hit the
menu at Catalyst Downtown Long Beach, so I put in an online
order for two of them and was able to virtually secure the bag for us both
Speaking of the bag, this is the first time I’ve ever come across
a clear mylar and I have to say I dig it. Being able to see the
nugs in a bag before you walk out of the shop with it is a nice
change of pace. The surface is an amalgam of forest, sage,
fern, moss and even the occasional speck of Sacramento green
which appears so dark at points it nearly comes across as
midnight blue. Even the inconspicuous pistils, while mostly a
dark twine color, appear olive green at times and nearly go unnotice
as they mesh with the background, especially when juxtapose
against an abundance of glittering egg cream colored triches
that cram themselves into any available space.
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Duck Sauce from EastSide Eggroll and Ted’s Budz
The nose out of the bag is very candy-like up top, the Zkittlez
really comes through at first, but it also has a very fresh
vaporous backing that becomes more and more prominent the
longer you try to work through the other scents. It’s a bit of a
hostile nostril take over. Breaking open the bud you get a sense
for its mild density, it’s not super fluffy but has a good give to
the squeeze. The nose gets slightly brighter but is essentially
the same as the bag, it has that candy sweetness trying to take
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the dominant spot but the vaporousness is just holding it down
at every turn. It does seem to have a more lemony lilt, but there’s
a touch of orange as well, so it’s overall very citrusy. Busting it
down by hand leaves a strong presence of candy sweet vapor
on the fingertips, while the grinds themselves bring the scent
into its final form and it becomes the very definition of fruity candy gas.
The harmony in the fruity candy scent feels like it cascades
across my sense of smell, unfolding like an accordion,
bringing that fuel and a slightly distant perfume like floral
as well. I really love this scent and if I could somehow
move into it and live there I would.
The dry pull comes with a very light candy sweetness,
but it was difficult to get a solid pull as I left the material
chunkier than usual, and I was getting a bit of a mummify
look on the joint before lighting it. The inhale on the joint comes
with a sugar sweet citrus, with an emphasis on that sugary aspect,
while the bong comes with an extremely light lemon lime that was
not consistent and often read as non-descript. The exhale on
the joint comes with a tasty candy gas that widens out into a
nice orange-like finish with just a touch of lime, whereas the
bong comes through with a musty sweet cream and a hint of chalk.
The fruitiness does make its way through on the bong occasionally,
but it’s as if it’s riding sidecar, and the cream is the one
laying on the gas from the driver’s saddle.
Duck Sauce from EastSide Eggroll and Ted’s Budz
The head change is unfortunately the least distinctive aspect
of this batch. Don’t get me wrong, it’s solid, it’s just that there’s
very little wow factor involved in the effect. Mentally I felt present,
and there was a noticeable calm that washed over me as my
anxiety fade ever so slightly, but that anxiety still remain within
mental arms reach. It saps motivation in a way that made me feel
annoy if I had to deal with any tasks to which I wasn’t looking
forward to tackling. It’s the type of herb that’s very sigh inducing as
dealing with life became a chore in itself. I also found myself making
consistently making dumb little mistakes, like putting my keys away
in the wrong place, which adds to that annoyance upon correcting
those mistakes. Physically I felt a slight decrease in energy but
that’s about it, strong enough to make me want to kick back on
the couch, but not to the point where I felt in danger of knocking out.
All in all, I really liked everything about this Duck Sauce
outside of the slightly unremarkable buzz. It checks nearly all the
boxes and I would be down to give another batch a shot. If I could
find it at a slightly more affordable ticket I’d jump in again without
hesitation, but at it’s current rate, there is just too much out
there piquing my curiosity to double dip at the moment.
This was a solid introduction to EastSide Eggroll and
the Ted’s Budz line up and I’ll definitely get into more of their offerings asap.
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